tree-of-blue-squirrel:

james-zachariah-carstairs:

dookiediamonds:

caribe-hippie:

youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion:

shop-blvck-nostalgia:

vimbia:

vincisomething:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig.
Contact lenses .
Change your accent .
Change Hand when writing .
Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa .
Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away
Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make sure you set up a solid alibi
Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

you can also feed the victim´s body to pigs - one murderer did this and didn´t get away with murder just because he wrote it in a letter to his friend

in that case : NEVER TELL OR WRITE OR TYPE ANYONE ABOUT THE MURDER!

be smart, be sly

be a pain in the ass for every mastermid crime solver out there

I´d just hire you all…

cheekboneslester:

my mom thinks that it’s bad that i talk to people online like mom i could meet this person that’s like four years older than me and then drive to where they live and hangout a weekend while their parents are gone and then become their best friend and fast forward a few years move in with them and then move to the big city with them and become successful with them and have a sold out, worldwide show with them and-

marry them.

fire-shadow-dragon-god:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

fire-shadow-dragon-god:

And @victoria-saenz @wildtendermythologia and @tree-of-blue-squirrel don’t jump my ass.

C’mon guys…

Up your game. 

the joke got lost in my busy dash flow :P @fire-shadow-dragon-god

It was something like “Cas didn’t last long and I’m disappointed” 

Then I said “I bet Dean was too” 

And that’s it, that’s the joke. 

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be crawling back to my SinBin

Originally posted by sooper-dee-dooper-natural

Originally posted by artlstheweapon

YEAAAAAAH! I´ll make a proper Wincestiel-shipper out of you!!!!!! :D